TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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