The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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