There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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