you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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