...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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