How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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