its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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