I wish i was in the wii world.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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