I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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