So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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