I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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