So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Randomize
