ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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