i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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