if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Welp...herpes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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