the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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