I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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