Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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