Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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