In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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