There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
3 2 1 whiskey
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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