Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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