yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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