in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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