i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Holy sore nipples Batman
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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