I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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