Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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