We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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