I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
MIDGETS
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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