Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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