Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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