like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Your penis caused this!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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