Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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