god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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