sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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