He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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