dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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