...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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