She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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