im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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