He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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