I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
do nipples grow back?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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