bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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