How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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