Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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