also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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