I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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