Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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