Small penises have feelings too.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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