I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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