I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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