i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
as a side note pls kill me
I currently don't understand fingers.
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