your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
A+ Viking dick
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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