I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My dick has a subreddit
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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