I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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