Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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