i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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