She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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